So my friend did something extremely embarrassing recently and I haven't stopped laughing yet. Instead of keeping it a secret like a good friend would, I'm going to share it. Yeah that's right. Enjoy my friend _____'s humiliation. So let's start with the background, this girl's at one of her girl parties where girls sit around and talk about girl things. Fun right? Well although my friend's about 22, they're still an insecure group of girls desperately seeking approval from their peers. This is a really good thing, because it leads to these girls doing ridiculous stuff in the hopes of being cooler.

They're all sitting around playing truth or dare. Typical, cliche, generic, yeah I was bored too at this point. But this one friend, who I will forever appreciate, decided to switch it over to Sexual truth or dare. Within the first couple dares, they decide they needed to call some boys. Within minutes, these random lucky guys SPRINT to this girl's house.

This isn't your typical high school truth or dare though, these drunk sluts are experienced. They start with the usual kissing and it slowly escalates, eventually people are having sex in closets and bathrooms. The lights are getting darker, and everyone's daring each other to have sex out in open. Then, the same angel from before dares my friend to wear a strap on and go find a guy to fuck in the ass. My friend finds a guy who seems to like it, so she's plowing this guy and he's loving it. They're getting really into it, and really into each other. Suddenly the lights come on! it was actually one of the "cool" girls at the party, and a couple of the girls are running around taking pictures. Awesome haha.

I've come home bored a few too many times recently, so I took a friend's advice and looked into something new. I tried phone sex. It's a little more expensive than trying my luck at the bars, but it's SO damn fun and convenient, my advice to anyone who hasn't tried it: dip your toes in and see how it goes! My favorite group of women so far, http://IvyLeagueGirls.net. I've tried a quite a few different sites, but I'm still new to this so drop me an email if you guys know any other fun sites!

Ok, one more much needed addition, this site has cracked me up SO much recently & needs my recognition! http://engrish.com/. If you ever have a couple free minutes & you're a little racist, you MUST check this thing out!